Fully Functional
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 11:53 amhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/116377746607
Sometimes it's just pitiful. I feel terrible for this machine, for its clueless seller ("fully functional"? I guess it would be "fully functional" for a collector who dreams of waking up to a bloody horsehead without any bonus), for its probable long history of abuse by gonzo "restorers," including the psychotics who apparently believe this was made in 1927 (because of some irrelevant, cockeyed sticker some chucklehead put on the back door?) and was built to promote artificial vanilla extract, and, finally, for the delusion that it deserves to fetch a price north of what would get you a genuine, bona fide Horsehead Bonus, advertised and sold elsewhere on eBay (https://www.ebay.com/itm/286126221687). SMH, all-caps.
Sometimes it's just pitiful. I feel terrible for this machine, for its clueless seller ("fully functional"? I guess it would be "fully functional" for a collector who dreams of waking up to a bloody horsehead without any bonus), for its probable long history of abuse by gonzo "restorers," including the psychotics who apparently believe this was made in 1927 (because of some irrelevant, cockeyed sticker some chucklehead put on the back door?) and was built to promote artificial vanilla extract, and, finally, for the delusion that it deserves to fetch a price north of what would get you a genuine, bona fide Horsehead Bonus, advertised and sold elsewhere on eBay (https://www.ebay.com/itm/286126221687). SMH, all-caps.